Thursday, October 30, 2014

Overheard #40

Last night Stella was upstairs watching something inappropriate on Netflix. Marni was downstairs doing homework with me and Lisa.

The first question that Stella yelled down to us was "What's an ovulation kit?", which I answered incorrectly.

A moment later, a second question... "What's a virgin?"

Without even looking up from her homework, Marni yelled back at her "Someone who doesn't eat meat".

I laughed out loud and waited for it to sink in with Lisa who was on the iPad at the time. After a few seconds she looked up and said "Wait. What was that?"

Eventually I answered Stella by telling her it was someone who hasn't kissed yet.

I'm not ready to have "the talk" with her.