Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Toothpocalypse - Part 2


Who says lightning doesn't strike twice?

Three years ago Stella channeled her inner hillbilly with a daring and provocative single-front-tooth look. The New York Times called it "a tour de force of dental architecture". The Appalachian Picayune called it "damn sexy".

No one thought it could happen again in our lifetime.

Wrong.

Last week, younger sister Marni duplicated the look.

Dental hygienists screamed. Orthodontists rushed to pick out their new BMW.

But Marni doesn't care. She wears so much lipstick nowadays that no one even notices the tooth.